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  • Cartman:

    *eating chilli* Wow, this is really good, Scott!

  • Scott:

    I'm glad you like it so much, because now that you're almost finished, I have something to tell you.

  • Cartman:

    What, you mean about how you put pubes in your chilli?

  • Scott:

    What?

  • Cartman:

    Yes, I'm afraid this isn't your chilli, Scott. I switched it with Chef's. It's delicious, Chef. I hadn't planned on that. What I did plan on, however, was that my "friends" Stan and Kyle would betray me and warn you that the Chilli Con Carnival was a trap. I assumed that they would tell you that I had trained Denkins' pony to bite off your wiener. What they didn't tell you is that Denkins is a crazy redneck who shoots trespassers on sight. Knowing that you would go and try to do something to the pony, I warned Mr. Denkins that violent pony killers were in the area. I also knew that you wouldn't go yourself, for fear of having your wiener bitten off. You would most likely send your parents. And I'm afraid that when Mr. Denkins spotted them on his property, he shot and killed both your parents.

  • Scott:

    My... mom and dad are dead?

  • Cartman:

    I came just in time to see Mr. Denkins giving his report to Officer Barbrady... and, of course, to steal the bodies. After a night with the hacksaw, I was all ready to put on my Chilli Con Carnival, so that I could tell you personally about your parents' demise. And of course... feed you your chilli. Do you like it? Do you like it, Scott? I call it... Mr. and Mrs. Tenorman chilli.

  • Scott:

    Oh my god... OH MY GOD!

  • Cartman:

    Na na na na na na, I made you eat your parents! Na na na na na na!

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